No, it's not the day I'm finally committed to the wacko-ward. Although that IS probably coming soon.
Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day!
That's right! Today is the day we celebrate all those missing socks...the purple argyle that was a present from your eccentric aunt, the zillion and one black/grey/white sports socks, the novelty lion print you couldn't resist on your trip to the zoo...wait, was that last one just me? Anyway, today is the day to gather around your clothes dryers and scream "Where? Where are they, rat bastard?!? Gimme back my socks!"