Not that I haven't had plenty of fodder for one sooner than this, but I'm doing batches of disposals again and coming across the same stupid spelling errors. I realize that our officers have a LOT of stuff that they're supposed to try to remember, but basic spelling should NOT be a problem. Also, some of my coworkers may be to blame, but we'll just blame the kids in blue for now.
Dear Officer,
Let's play a spelling game!
Steroids come in:
A. a vial
b. a vile
c. a veil
d. a viel
You inject them with:
A. a needle
b. a neddle
c. a needel
d. a neidle
Those lovely little pills that are often abused but are supposed to tranquilize your mood are called:
A. Xanax
b. zanax
c. zanix
d. xannix
Security camera footage is also known as:
A. surveillance
b. survailance
c. survellance
d. surveylance
That illicitly traded pain killer is called:
A. Lortab
b. loratab
c. loritab
d. luratab
Another word for money is:
A. Currency
b. curenncy
c. cureincy
d. currincy
If you answered anything other than A to any of these questions, please report to the nearest elementary school for Basic Spelling classes. Thank you.
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