New Year's Resolutions

I don't normally bother making these since they're usually worthless within days, but thought I'd give it one more go. So, for 2013, I resolve:

1. Not to eat pickled beets...

2. ...or pickled herring

3. Not to gain 75 pounds

4. Not to take up smoking

5. Read whenever I get a chance

6. Work on my cross stitch whenever I get a chance

7. To give my cats belly rubs at least once a week

8. To go to Peking City Bistro for meat & veggie dumplings and Mongolian Bacon

9. Not to run a marathon

10. Not to leave the toilet seat up

11. To scream obscenities at other drivers when they annoy me

12. To go to the library

13. To keep making inane blog posts ;-)


Any resolutions from my readers?