So I'm at work and my boys BB & DH wandered in with their evidence. (Initials being used to protect the guilty/save my hide) While I was entering their first case, D asked if we had any of the small baggies we use for narcotics. I passed some out to him and started on the second case.
While that was going on, BB was asking about what our schedules were like in this office. I explained how that worked, and he joked that he might have to put in an application for one of the vacant spots to help pay his child support. This boy is cute as a button, but still hasn't learned where babies come from, cuz he has a lot of them. So D & I started teasing him about that, and then he spotted the baggies I'd given D.
"Hey!" he squawked. "I need some of those too!" I told him I'd get him some when I was done with their case.
"But I want some now...c'mon, you know you want to give me some babies. I'll give you anything you want if you give me some babies!"
Then he realized what he'd just said.
And when we saw the the look on his face, D & I exploded into hysterical laughter.
I suspect it may be a few days before he wanders in again...