On the 1st day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
A protester chained to a tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
2 search warrants & a protester chained to a tree
On the 3rd day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
3 crack pipes, 2 search warrants, and a protester chained to a tree
On the 4th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
4 broken tasers, 3 crack pipes, 2 search warrants, and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
FIVE DEFACED GUNS,
4 broken tasers, 3 crack pipes, 2 search warrants, and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
8 keys of cocaine, 7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
9 giant weed plants, 8 keys of cocaine, 7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
10 grow operations, 9 giant weed plants, 8 keys of cocaine, 7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree
On the 11th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
11 drug lord’s cell phones, 10 grow operations, 9 giant weed plants, 8 keys of cocaine, 7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, the police brought to me:
12 bags of pills, 11 drug lord’s cell phones, 10 grow operations, 9 giant weed plants, 8 keys of cocaine, 7 copper pipes, 6 meth heads tweaking, FIVE DEFACED GUNS, 4 broken tasers, 3 search warrants, 2 crack pipes and a protester chained to a tree.
Some liberties were taken with regards as to what we do/do not take here, but all in all, I'm pretty pleased with this. I expect they'll be singing it around the department for years to come. Heh.
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